Post by Jessica Coulter on Sept 24, 2010 16:44:55 GMT -5
Ok, didn't know where else to put this so I'mma going to share it here. ALL CREDIT Goes to Ms. T from another SPN forum.
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Twas the night before Exile On Main Street (in Australia), when all through the house, not a demon was stirring not even a mouse.
The rock salt was ready, placed with great care, in hopes that the Winchesters would soon be there.
The fans were all nestled, snug on the bed, while visions of lollipops and candycanes danced in their head.....
The old lady with her peepers open and Bobby in his truckers cap, were all settled down for a post Hellatus nap,
When out in the motel carpark there arose such a clatter, Bobby grabbed his gun to see what was the matter.
Away to the Impala I flew like a flash, tore open the doors and grabbed hold of the dash.
The Bad Moon...
When what to my old lady peepers should appear, but a miniature Castiel doll and 8 Angel wings flapping in fourth gear.
With 2 smoking hot friends, so awesome and keen, I knew in a moment it must be Sam and Dean.
More rapid than flying monkeys burnt by the sun, he whistled and shouted, oh it was so much fun
Now Lucifer now Crowley now Lillth and Reaper On Pestulance and Ruby, On Famine and Death, that dudes a keeper
To the top of the church, to the top of the wall, now demon away, demon away, demon away all
As dusty old bones that before howling winds fly, when they meet with the holy water, black smoke will fill the sky
so up to the night sky the demons they flew, with a throat full of salt and Alistair too
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof, the thumping and bumping of a really sexy boot
s I went WTF and was turning around, down the drainpipe Sam and Dean came with a bound
Dean was dressed in flannel & jeans from his head to his foot, And his jacket was all tanished with demon spew soot
A bundle of weapons he had flung on his back, he looked freaking smokin' opening his pack
His eyes how they smouldered his dimples so cute, his ass was so firm man I really wanted to lick that boot
His sexy little mouth a slight slip of the tongue to my over active imagination it looked like a lot of fun
And his stubble on his chin was all nice and prickly, look out behind you Dean, hellhounds hump like a grizzly
The leg of a demon he held tight in his hand, and the blood that flowed from it looked really grand
He had a perfect face and a rock hard belly holy crap I though I want to cover it in cream and jelly
Sam was massive and fine a right jolly old giant, a glint in his eye told me he could be defiant
They spoke not a word but went straight to work, and shot all the demons who fell with a jerk
And laying a finger aside of their nose and giving a nod to the Impala they rose
They sprang to their seats and up the driveway they drove
Dean looked at Sam, Sam looked at Dean, it was a look of brotherly love, nothing at all mean
But I heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight, Thank God freaking Hellatus will end tonight
Happy end of Hellatus Awesome fans and from Ms.T, goodnight
The rock salt was ready, placed with great care, in hopes that the Winchesters would soon be there.
The fans were all nestled, snug on the bed, while visions of lollipops and candycanes danced in their head.....
The old lady with her peepers open and Bobby in his truckers cap, were all settled down for a post Hellatus nap,
When out in the motel carpark there arose such a clatter, Bobby grabbed his gun to see what was the matter.
Away to the Impala I flew like a flash, tore open the doors and grabbed hold of the dash.
The Bad Moon...
When what to my old lady peepers should appear, but a miniature Castiel doll and 8 Angel wings flapping in fourth gear.
With 2 smoking hot friends, so awesome and keen, I knew in a moment it must be Sam and Dean.
More rapid than flying monkeys burnt by the sun, he whistled and shouted, oh it was so much fun
Now Lucifer now Crowley now Lillth and Reaper On Pestulance and Ruby, On Famine and Death, that dudes a keeper
To the top of the church, to the top of the wall, now demon away, demon away, demon away all
As dusty old bones that before howling winds fly, when they meet with the holy water, black smoke will fill the sky
so up to the night sky the demons they flew, with a throat full of salt and Alistair too
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof, the thumping and bumping of a really sexy boot
s I went WTF and was turning around, down the drainpipe Sam and Dean came with a bound
Dean was dressed in flannel & jeans from his head to his foot, And his jacket was all tanished with demon spew soot
A bundle of weapons he had flung on his back, he looked freaking smokin' opening his pack
His eyes how they smouldered his dimples so cute, his ass was so firm man I really wanted to lick that boot
His sexy little mouth a slight slip of the tongue to my over active imagination it looked like a lot of fun
And his stubble on his chin was all nice and prickly, look out behind you Dean, hellhounds hump like a grizzly
The leg of a demon he held tight in his hand, and the blood that flowed from it looked really grand
He had a perfect face and a rock hard belly holy crap I though I want to cover it in cream and jelly
Sam was massive and fine a right jolly old giant, a glint in his eye told me he could be defiant
They spoke not a word but went straight to work, and shot all the demons who fell with a jerk
And laying a finger aside of their nose and giving a nod to the Impala they rose
They sprang to their seats and up the driveway they drove
Dean looked at Sam, Sam looked at Dean, it was a look of brotherly love, nothing at all mean
But I heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight, Thank God freaking Hellatus will end tonight
Happy end of Hellatus Awesome fans and from Ms.T, goodnight
